Clean jokes marathon

Every day I read Reddit. I can't cope with the grown-up news, and I find that the rare times I hop over to my various bookmarked news sites, I head straight for the skateboarding duck stories before I force myself to try and read the hoard of political ones. Reddit compiles everything in a user-voted list so you can see what's hot, what evokes the biggest reaction, and a varied and interesting viewpoint on things that aren't necessarily interesting in other realms.

Today, my favourite thread is the clean jokes marathon, and here are some of my favourite comments...

dghughes 254 points 9 hours ago[-]

Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, "Hey... are you at all worried about that Mad Cow Disease?"

The other cow says, "Jesus Christ a talking cow!"

coutud 455 points 9 hours ago[-]

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar ?

A dollar.

OprahDevilChair 185 points 9 hours ago[-]

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan

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kronn8 197 points 8 hours ago[-]

eh, mexican jokes are lame. once you've heard juan, youve heard them all.

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TheTwilightPrince 528 points 8 hours ago[-]

Mexican jokes are all the same as black jokes. If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

acousticfigure 150 points 9 hours ago[-]

In a break-in attempt, a hole was made in the wall of the women's changing room.

Police are looking into it.

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